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Crack Tropes


Feeling a bit nostalgic over the days you could play anything lolrandum? Here's a meme to make anything happen to your characters. Anything. Anything at all.

1. De-aging: your character is now their younger self. were you a cute kid or no?


2. Aging: your character is now their older self. whose mom is this, 'cause she's kinda got it goin' on.


3. Transformation: you're a cute furry animal! or maybe not cute and furry, but you're some kind of animal.


4. Monsterfication: a transformation of sorts, but not into a conventional critter. maybe it's a werewolf, a dragon, or—are those tentacles?


5. Size change: really big, or really small.


6. Sex swap: the downstairs is definitely different...


7. Power swap: how the hell do you use this?


8. Body swap: it's weird to look yourself in the face, huh?


9. Strength mod: you're suddenly super strong! or suddenly so weak...


10. Status ailment: feeling strangely ill or sleepy... this sidewalk looks comfortable.


11. Truth: you are compelled to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.


12. Stuck: you've been cursed to hold hands with someone all day, or perhaps you got handcuffed and someone threw away the key... how will you survive?


13. Trapped: whether it's a locked room or stupidly stepping in a rope snare, you're trapped now.


14. Mind-reading: you can suddenly hear what everyone's thinking. are you mortified, or are you taking notes for blackmail later?


15. Telepathy: you can only hear the thoughts of someone specific, and they can hear yours. don't think anything awkward now.


16. Memory-share: you've found yourself party to some pretty private recollections.


17. Amnesia: you don't remember anything... hopefully someone will help jog your memory.


18. Obedience: you got dared (or it's just the magic of memes) and now you gotta do what other people tell you to.


19. Love potion: suddenly you're hopelessly attracted to someone! or maybe... to everyone? or everyone is suddenly attracted to you...


20. Lovechild: whether or not you agreed to this, the universe has given you a miracle, no pregnancy needed.


21. Wardrobe malfunction: yikes... you've found yourself in an odd state of undress. hopefully someone can help you get clothes.


22. Rule 34: you found their dirty pictures, you found the smutty fanfiction someone posted online, or... you're just here for the smut. either way, there's porn.


23. Fourth wall break: just let your characters come together and talk about how dirty you've done them.


24. Wildcard: choose your own crack!